If you find it very boring in the office

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips for
u!!!!!!!!!

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and
immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your
mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there. Then do vice versa....... ...... !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to
irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working
and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking
silly
doubts. (IMP ORTANT)
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a three and half hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhance your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative
ways to waste your day" to help your colleagues
15. Pick up the phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore
them..Then repeat this process. (very important)
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when
(s)he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send
jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take
a nap.
22. Send this mail to only one at a time to every one in your contact
list.
E N J O Y E V E R Y T H I NG I N Y O U R O F F I C E AS I ENJOY DAILY……. . .